So we’ve covered angel feathers, right, but isn’t anybody going to speculate over whether or not some member of the Men of Letters at some point or another actually made a dragon cry?
#HEY DRAGON #YEAH YOU #YEAH HEY YOUR BREATH SMELLS #AND YOU’RE A DISAPPOINTMENT TO YOUR PARENTS #YOUR TAIL LOOKS WEIRD AND ALL THE OTHER DRAGONS LAUGH AT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK #YOUR AUNT IRMA WAS RIGHT #YOU’LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING #AND WHEN YOUR LAST GIRLFRIEND LEFT YOU SAYING IT’S NOT YOU IT’S HER #SHE WAS LYING #SHE JUST RESENTED YOUR CLINGINESS AND WANTED TO FIND SOMEONE WHO WAS LESS OF A FLAKE #oh good i think it’s starting to weep hey bob get the jar #SPN #MEN OF LETTERS (via siterlas)
omg read the captions though
I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK
how to make a good fantroll - a guide
Step one: think about how to make a fantroll
Step two: make it
THER E YOU GO ITS FUCKIN GOLD YOU DID SO GOOD IM SO FUCKING PROUD OF YOU FUC K COME HERE LET ME HUG YOU
A Long Island Iced Bee
Made with Vodka, Gin, Tequila, Rum, and LIVE BEES.
The Long Island Iced Bee is becoming popular in college towns across America despite its noxious odor and the intense throat pain is causes. The bee sting venom is said to accentuate the alcohol for a smooth buzz, but doctors warn the drink can be fatal to those allergic to bees, and is extremely poor for any drinker’s health.
BEES ARE DYING AND WERE DRINKING THEM
NO BEES MEANS NO FOOD AND NO FOOD MEANS NO ANYTHING
WHY WOULD YOU DRINK BEES
you guys are so dumb look at the op’s url jfc you’ll believe anything on this stupid site
Those aren’t even bees anyway.
do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho
Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?
yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur
I do NOT condone whatever things my characters do for plot development, I am not my characters, I do not act like my characters, I purposefully make my characters to not be liked by other chars - you SHOULD hate them, you should think they’re scumbags.. but don’t associate their behavior to me
Guys my characters are horrible
its 2013 can we please have headphones that last more than 2 months
its 2014 can we please have headphones that last more than 2 months
its 2015 can we please have a set of crab overlords that last more than two months
its 2016 can we please overthrow the crab empire people are suffering
omg my little brother was using my computer and look at his search history
did you even look at the last two
the only thing I’ve learned from vines is that a lot can happen in 6 seconds
Childhood movies taught me the most important thing of all: parents aren’t always right and they don’t always know what’s best for you.
look how many notes this thing has
I dont know how many times my mom has said things like that to me.
it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis
like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat
they’re not for you… they’re for ME